Until the next crack night, loves~
|You remind me so much of Jafar it scares me.|
"My beard is not so… twisted.”
|I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a banana cream.|
|I'm an astronaut & my next mission is to explore uranus!|
|Do you give head to stangers? No. Well let me intruduce myself.|
|Do you like lollipops? Cause I'll take you to my candy shop.|
|That broach looks rather unlike your usual mockingbird, Lord Baelish...|
"Not to be mistaken for the Mormont Bear."
|Hi, I'm a birdwatcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed thrasher, Do you know where i can find one?|
"That would be your mother."
|Do you come here often? Because I'm about to come here right now.|
Remember when I had smut on this blog? Unf. Yeeesss.
Remember when I had smut on this blog? Unf. Yes.
You Win or You Die - Season 1 Episode 7